I'm either late or mad that I'm early.
I like cheeseburgers and I make hilarious jokes that only I find hilarious all the time.



 

Why do I hate vain people?

Because they’re all over my fucking news feed. I am forced to see your smashed asshole faces when I’m trying to read posts from people I actually care about. I’m too lazy to unsubscribe to y’all or unfriend so fuck you.